✞Memories of a Nobody✞




Hello // My life defines variety. // seventeen // // i feel like i am the pinnacle of awkward //

creepyknickers:

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

YES.


livefitdiefit:

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

I thought I was the only one


dontfightthepimpin:

lmfao

dontfightthepimpin:

lmfao

(Source: jaylool)


kuzco2000:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

mickey’s dick smasher is here


aninounettear:

Who run the world? Prince Wu!


dokels:

please hit play


blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E


(Source: drunkchan)


jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot


can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana


disparateyouth:

caindeimos:

disparateyouth:

what is bleach even about

image

thanks

(Source: doppelgender)


(Source: 17yr)


vinebox:

People always doing extra shit when they haven’t ate in awhile 


shouldnt:

rainbowsandfood:

Literally my favorite vine of all time

this is me

(Source: katara)


maisiewilliams:

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen