✞Memories of a Nobody✞




Hello // My life defines variety. // seventeen // // i feel like i am the pinnacle of awkward //

thedisneyfan:

matching icons for u and ur friends


rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread


waitinghopingliving:

nonymoose:

STILL not fucking over this guy

(Source: tomgeek)


mackblesa:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

-jumps-


(Source: 0017m)


(Source: randomsfandoms)


(Source: ginocchia)


arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on


(Source: changotx)


foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL

foreignpussy:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

YOU DID NOT QUOTE SPONGEBOB AND MAKE IT SOUND POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL



supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

image


(Source: wifis-lildevil)


thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."


(Source: gabsygabs)